So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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