please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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