I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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