Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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