Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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