yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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