yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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