why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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