So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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