so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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