I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
