Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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