now i know why i became what i already was.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
This toilet bowl is my home.
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