I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
