What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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