you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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