can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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