He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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