Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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