id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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