i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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