Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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