I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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