she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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