It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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