Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
