i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
As shirtless as possible
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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