You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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