i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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