Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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