I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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