Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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