bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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