We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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