Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
