I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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