There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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