lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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