fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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