I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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