why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
