Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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