can we get nightvision for the apartment?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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