It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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