But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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