Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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