hotel room ftw
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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