I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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