Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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