So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize