Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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