Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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